The Virtual Corkscrew Museum's Daily Newspaper
Wednesday, February 4, 2004
E-Z Cork Puller
Wirtz, Virginia - Have you ever tried to use one of these?:
Now Chicago reader Josef L'Africain comes to the rescue. Josef recently found some E-Z Cork Pullers in the original box with instructions.
Now you know!
We checked out the 201 North Wells Street address. We learned that it is a thirty story classic "Art Deco" style tower built in 1930. Among the tenants we found The Prestressed Concrete Institute, a real estate firm, a computer software company, and it once housed the National Association of Concessionaires. Is there a hoard of unsold E-Z Cork Pullers stashed away in the building?
Any readers ever seen an E-Z Cork Puller with advertising on the handle? Here's one:
Letter to the Editor
It seems that the news media everywhere reported on the Super Bowl half-time show and the streaker. But not The Daily Screw. Why not?
Tom Brady, Massachusetts
Editor: OK, Tom. There was a flasher and there was a boob. Here:
©2004 Don Bull, Editor