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Wednesday, May 7, 2003

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Wirtz, Virginia - Dr. Heathcliff Quioco of Rocky Mount, Virginia removed the gallbladder of the editor of The Daily Screw on Monday. The editor is progressing nicely and The Daily Screw will resume normal publication soon. Among the gallstones, here is what was found:

The worms have been extracted and can be reused:

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