The Virtual Corkscrew Museum's Daily Newspaper
Friday, March 21, 2003
Canada - Jean Grignon reports from that the snow in Canada is melting and spring has arrived.
What Kind of Knife?
Orange County - Patti Trachta submits the ever popular Swiss Army Knife and...
Swiss Army Knife
French Army Knife
Women's History Month
Ontario, Canada - Joe Paradi celebrates Women's History Month with three prizes from his collection:
Letters to the Editor
Paris, France - S.V.P. cancel my subscription to The Daily Screw. I am not amused...Jean LeFebre
Marseilles, France - You seem to forget that we have made some of the world's finest corkscrews. That and our wine are major contributions to the world. Cancel my subscription....Pierre
Wirtz, Virginia - Editor's Note: We have received a dozen requests from French readers (former readers) to stop The Daily Screw. Hey, guys, it is about corkscrews. Have you seen anything in The Daily Screw that did not picture a corkscrew? Did you know that The Daily Screw was voted the number one daily news in Wirtz?
Germany - Please kill my address! USA-warmonger!....Klaus P.
Berlin, Germany - We have had too much war. We are not interested in war. We want Korkenzieher....Edelbert
Stuttgart, Germany - I don't want a Daily Screw....Gisella
Wirtz, Virginia - Editor's Note: In case anyone forgot, see below.
The Answer will be seen in tomorrow's Daily Screw.
©2003 Don Bull, Editor