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Thursday, March 20, 2003

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Wirtz, Virginia, March 19, 2003, 9:48PM EST - In our continuing effort to keep abreast of the times, the March 20 edition of The Daily Screw presents this early edition. We do not have the facilities like CNN, Fox, MSNBC, BBC, Sky News and others to present live coverage but we believe we have scooped the print media. You are now hearing the first sounds of the war in Iraq. Our sources have sent the above photo of some of the munitions used in the initial attack.

Our crack reporters have also uncovered this arsenal to be used in major ground attacks:

Britain Makes War

Will the French Join the Effort?

Women's History Month

Wirtz, Virginia - Three ladies join in a toast to military personnel serving us worldwide. Their t-handle corkscrew is on the table.

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