Are you tired of those old style, over-the hill fragrance candles? The candles with phony names like Blueberry Blues, Vanilla Surprise, Chocolate Fudge sound nice but what do they really do? They just give your rooms those unnatural odors that linger forever.
is pleased to present it's alternative candle lines. Here are a few of our current real aromas for real life:
Fragrant Foods Candles:
Lucious Lobster - When you can only afford crab, light this and you'll think you're eating lobster
Savory Steak - For those evenings when you're having plain old hamburgers
Lively Liver - When you need to remember why you don't eat it
...and don't forget Variegated Vegetables, Cool Clams, and Purrfect Pork
Nascar Series Candles:
Burning Rubber - You'll feel like your in the stands of your favorite track
Foul Fumes - When you want to be in the pits
Flaming Fuel - Total excitement
Business Scents:
McDonald's Fries - For the Hamburger joint that wants to sell more of its fries
Buttered Popcorn - Every video stores needs this candle
Lavish Leather - For the auto showroom
Bad Company Candles:
Airline Restroom - Guest staying too long - put this in the guest bathroom
Mildew Must - Light it next to the guests' bed
Candlelight memories:
Purloined Passion - Memories are made of this
Cigarette Smoke - Let's you remember the comfort of after
Full Bodied Beer - So you had to quit and join AA
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